Don't Buy a Shiba shirts!!

Cafepress store has some awesome shirts that my mom is thinking of getting. I don't quite know why... I know she has had some unfortunate mishaps when i'm racing all over the park and down roads to the sound of sweet freedom. And I'm not the most sympathetic of dogs when she is wailing for help. I can be impatient to resume my highlight of the day, the walk-about to attain perfect constitutionals. These can only occur after an appropriate amount of time has lapsed which can be 10 laps around the park. Take a look and tell me what you think fellow sheebs.