Loki's mom got him famous on I has a hot dog.
He's on my friends' list on the right.
Mom said if this was me - I would be thinking
Is this a trick and they're trying to choke me with this?
Should I torture Max with this & growl at him for a change instead of vice versa?
Have they set the stopwatch yet for me to get in the Guinness book for fastest eating dog?