Friday, June 5, 2009

25 Reasons your dog might be a Shiba Inu....

25 Reasons you might own a shiba….

Your dog resembles a fox and has a tightly curled cinnamon bun tail…

Your dog has it backwards and thinks he/she is God and not a Dog…..

Your dog has the personality of a cat and acts aloof until you bring him offerings…

Your dog thinks he/she is smarter than you and is only tolerating you as a slave…

Your dog is like royalty, wants his subjects close enough to serve but not too close as to sully his royal highness.

Your dog would be a charming serial killer or dictator of a country if a person….

Your dog is also like a catholic priest that can guilt you into doing anything….

Your dog thinks you should be obedient to him/her and not the other way around…

Your dog can leap tall fences in a single bound and get doors open to go to hell faster…

Your dog doesn’t ever wag his tail because it is a display of emotion to please….

Your dog will not eliminate in a mile wide radius around your home to force walks since he thinks his waste is gold to be deposited carefully….

Your dog makes you feel like it is a privilege to live in your own home with him/her…

Your dog will manage to siphon your sitting spot until you fall off the chair or couch…

Your dog looks at you with a sly smile and a “screw you” look if ever loose, then bolts…

Your dog sheds entire coats for months as if it lives in a tropical climate….

Your dog has selective hearing for only treats/walks/grandma…..

Your dog makes you feel guilty for eating meals in front of him/her….

Your dog wears a crown of entitlement and expects worship, not affection….

Your dog can unearth and eat all the chocolate in a pile of presents in 10 minutes flat…

Your dog can destruct stuffed animals, shoes and gardening gloves just because…

Your dog can obey commands fine from every expensive trainer that makes housecalls…

Your dog acts as if he/she is devising strategies to defeat you while you are at work….

Your dog is a drama queen being murdered whenever he/she meets the dog groomer…

Your dog has a vocal range of an opera singer all the way up to a bloodcurdling scream…

Your dog has made you utterly and absolutely besotted with all things Shiba!

3 comments:

Masako said...

Awesome list.

The Path Of Insanity said...

Cute!

It's "me" from Facebook. We were just having an email convo there about BOA and stuff (I keep my real name away from this blog).

Anonymous said...

Hey, it's Damien. Redid my FB, can't find you to add you back. Keep in touch!