Monday, December 7, 2009
Don't Buy a Shiba shirts!!
Cafepress store has some awesome shirts that my mom is thinking of getting. I don't quite know why... I know she has had some unfortunate mishaps when i'm racing all over the park and down roads to the sound of sweet freedom. And I'm not the most sympathetic of dogs when she is wailing for help. I can be impatient to resume my highlight of the day, the walk-about to attain perfect constitutionals. These can only occur after an appropriate amount of time has lapsed which can be 10 laps around the park. Take a look and tell me what you think fellow sheebs. 
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Loki's mom got him famous on I has a hot dog.
He's on my friends' list on the right.
Mom said if this was me - I would be thinking
Is this a trick and they're trying to choke me with this?
Should I torture Max with this & growl at him for a change instead of vice versa?
Have they set the stopwatch yet for me to get in the Guinness book for fastest eating dog?
Sunday, November 8, 2009
We are from Hell....
Today, Max and I went for a ride.... It was the last indian summer weekend of the year Mom said. It was a long drive and our slaves didn't quite know how to find the town they were looking for. A place called Hell, Michigan.When we got there, they had haystacks to pee on, a golf course called Gulf and lots of people on loud bikes wanting to pet your royal highness, myself. When Daddy insisted on taking my picture with this cutout, I'm not sure why. Mom said you guys will empathize. Max conquered the Great
Pumpkin and posed with it.
Friday, June 5, 2009
25 Reasons your dog might be a Shiba Inu....
25 Reasons you might own a shiba….
Your dog resembles a fox and has a tightly curled cinnamon bun tail…
Your dog has it backwards and thinks he/she is God and not a Dog…..
Your dog has the personality of a cat and acts aloof until you bring him offerings…
Your dog thinks he/she is smarter than you and is only tolerating you as a slave…
Your dog is like royalty, wants his subjects close enough to serve but not too close as to sully his royal highness.
Your dog would be a charming serial killer or dictator of a country if a person….
Your dog is also like a catholic priest that can guilt you into doing anything….
Your dog thinks you should be obedient to him/her and not the other way around…
Your dog can leap tall fences in a single bound and get doors open to go to hell faster…
Your dog doesn’t ever wag his tail because it is a display of emotion to please….
Your dog will not eliminate in a mile wide radius around your home to force walks since he thinks his waste is gold to be deposited carefully….
Your dog makes you feel like it is a privilege to live in your own home with him/her…
Your dog will manage to siphon your sitting spot until you fall off the chair or couch…
Your dog looks at you with a sly smile and a “screw you” look if ever loose, then bolts…
Your dog sheds entire coats for months as if it lives in a tropical climate….
Your dog has selective hearing for only treats/walks/grandma…..
Your dog makes you feel guilty for eating meals in front of him/her….
Your dog wears a crown of entitlement and expects worship, not affection….
Your dog can unearth and eat all the chocolate in a pile of presents in 10 minutes flat…
Your dog can destruct stuffed animals, shoes and gardening gloves just because…
Your dog can obey commands fine from every expensive trainer that makes housecalls…
Your dog acts as if he/she is devising strategies to defeat you while you are at work….
Your dog is a drama queen being murdered whenever he/she meets the dog groomer…
Your dog has a vocal range of an opera singer all the way up to a bloodcurdling scream…
Your dog has made you utterly and absolutely besotted with all things Shiba!
Your dog resembles a fox and has a tightly curled cinnamon bun tail…
Your dog has it backwards and thinks he/she is God and not a Dog…..
Your dog has the personality of a cat and acts aloof until you bring him offerings…
Your dog thinks he/she is smarter than you and is only tolerating you as a slave…
Your dog is like royalty, wants his subjects close enough to serve but not too close as to sully his royal highness.
Your dog would be a charming serial killer or dictator of a country if a person….
Your dog is also like a catholic priest that can guilt you into doing anything….
Your dog thinks you should be obedient to him/her and not the other way around…
Your dog can leap tall fences in a single bound and get doors open to go to hell faster…
Your dog doesn’t ever wag his tail because it is a display of emotion to please….
Your dog will not eliminate in a mile wide radius around your home to force walks since he thinks his waste is gold to be deposited carefully….
Your dog makes you feel like it is a privilege to live in your own home with him/her…
Your dog will manage to siphon your sitting spot until you fall off the chair or couch…
Your dog looks at you with a sly smile and a “screw you” look if ever loose, then bolts…
Your dog sheds entire coats for months as if it lives in a tropical climate….
Your dog has selective hearing for only treats/walks/grandma…..
Your dog makes you feel guilty for eating meals in front of him/her….
Your dog wears a crown of entitlement and expects worship, not affection….
Your dog can unearth and eat all the chocolate in a pile of presents in 10 minutes flat…
Your dog can destruct stuffed animals, shoes and gardening gloves just because…
Your dog can obey commands fine from every expensive trainer that makes housecalls…
Your dog acts as if he/she is devising strategies to defeat you while you are at work….
Your dog is a drama queen being murdered whenever he/she meets the dog groomer…
Your dog has a vocal range of an opera singer all the way up to a bloodcurdling scream…
Your dog has made you utterly and absolutely besotted with all things Shiba!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Shiba, the Drain Commissioner
My dog thinks he's a drain commissioner....
He helps participate in soil erosion damage by digging furiously when sump pumps kick on during rainy periods.... Nothing excites Scout more than when his digging compels pumps to come on gushing a river of water for his reward. Scout must think in his head that he is turning them on and off through his psychic powers... He monitors and approves drainage in new developments, subdivisions and drainage ditches in times of heavy rainfall. Maybe someday I'll capture Scout on video doing his rounds if he hasn't caused me to lose my camera chasing him to the pots of gold.
It's highly possible he wants to join Sable, a nearby German Shepherd who is the only dog known to detect illicit and failing septic connections that flow from homes into rivers and streams. Sable wears a fluorescent green vest when he's working, identifying him as a "Sewage Sniffing K-9," as part of the company Tetra Tech's "Illicit Discharge Detection Unit."
Owners should be aware that drainage water often is a breeding ground for mosquitos and other bacteria so be sure and make your human keep you up to date on your heartworm & vaccinations.
He helps participate in soil erosion damage by digging furiously when sump pumps kick on during rainy periods.... Nothing excites Scout more than when his digging compels pumps to come on gushing a river of water for his reward. Scout must think in his head that he is turning them on and off through his psychic powers... He monitors and approves drainage in new developments, subdivisions and drainage ditches in times of heavy rainfall. Maybe someday I'll capture Scout on video doing his rounds if he hasn't caused me to lose my camera chasing him to the pots of gold.
It's highly possible he wants to join Sable, a nearby German Shepherd who is the only dog known to detect illicit and failing septic connections that flow from homes into rivers and streams. Sable wears a fluorescent green vest when he's working, identifying him as a "Sewage Sniffing K-9," as part of the company Tetra Tech's "Illicit Discharge Detection Unit."
Owners should be aware that drainage water often is a breeding ground for mosquitos and other bacteria so be sure and make your human keep you up to date on your heartworm & vaccinations.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Shiba on Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks!!!
Hey everyone! Did you see Sparky on David Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks (3/10/09)?? I was soooo proud of him and Letterman kept talking about him afterwards with all the guests... We shibas are just that notorious Now if only i could get Mom to use my prowess to get me on with Mario's Pet Star. More money for more food, yesssss!
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